shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

clairvoyantsam:

lumos5001:

cumber-kitty:

staff:

cumber-kitty:

am i the only one slightly worried what the tumblr staff are planning for aprils fools day

we’re screwed

you know things are bad when the staff of tumblr uses a supernatural gif

wow supernatural really is the herpes of tumblr.

(via sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary)


doseyydotes:

ah yes this will do just fine

doseyydotes:

ah yes this will do just fine

(via sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary)


fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

Remember that one time 10 insulted his future dick size

(via sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary)


canadianfangirl0719:

funniestshit:

tastefullyoffensive:

April Fools’ Day Orange Juice [via]

REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THOSE WHO DIDNT GET TO SEE IT !

Awesome

(via sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary)


aluminumapples:

burdenedwithglorioushiddleston:

totallyfubar:

Here’s the rule about telling someone about something wrong with their appearance:

If a person can fix it in 5 minutes or less, tell them

If they can’t…

image

That’s actually a really good way of putting it.

FUCKIN THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(via sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary)


daxterdd:

Who the fuck thinks it’s a fucking good idea to spend an entire season building up to a wedding just to divorce the couple less than an episode later.

Apparently the same idiots who think it was a good idea to spend nine years building up a story about how Ted met his future wife, only to kill her off thirty seconds after telling us her name.

(via katherineswan)


supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized
i was at Claire’s
it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

so i saw this and the first thing i thought of was “WOULDN’T THIS HURT THO” and i was really concerned about how uncomfortable this thing would be until i realized

i was at Claire’s

it was just a pen

i cannot believe i broke 1000 folloWers overnight because of a post about a goddamn rAINBOW CACTUS DILDO PEN

(via raggedymanwhereareyou)


dracomalfyaoi:

NOT FUNNY APRIL FOOLS JOKES

  • screamers
  • fake coming outs
  • fake suicide
  • fake crushes
  • stuff that could hurt someone emotionally or physically

HILARIOUS APRIL FOOLS JOKES

  • rickrolling
  • putting googly eyes on stuff
  • putting only ONE ice cube in someone’s drink when they asked for a COUPLE

(via raggedymanwhereareyou)


"Here’s the secret, kids. None of us can vow to be perfect, in the end, all we can do is promise to love each other with everything we’ve got. Because love’s the best thing we do. And on that lovely spring evening, that’s exactly what Barney and Robin vowed to each other. And it was legendary."
– HAHA JUST KIDDING THEY GET DIVORCED TWO YEARS LATER AND OUR LIVES AND FRIENDSHIPS ALL FALL APART  (via onewordtest)

(via sherlockholmeshasleftthelibrary)


Fun april fools prank

secretly-a-fridge:

Find someone and make them fall in love with you. Then marry them and live happily for years and years and when you’re on your death bed tell them that you have something to say about your wedding day. Whisper in their ear “April fools nerd” and do a front flip out of the nearest window

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Raise Your Hand if You Feel Personally Victimized by HIMYM’s Finale!

airbending-fangirl:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9yz4jpZX41r5jtugo1_400.gif

(via raggedymanwhereareyou)


virginsacrificer:

its hard to be attractive when youre not

(Source: virginsacrificer, via andieis)



pinkasaur:


Dear 10-Year-Old Self,
Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.
First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.
Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.
Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.
Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.
Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.
Mindy Kaling

God I love her.

pinkasaur:

Dear 10-Year-Old Self,

Before you ask me when you have your first kiss or if you’ll ever have a boyfriend, I need to tell you some more important stuff first. What’s more important than a first kiss, you ask? Plenty.

First of all, don’t let that kid in your class, Danny, who called you fat, make you self-consciously wear oversized sweatshirts for the next four years to hide your body. That kid is horrible and years from now he will be boring and bald and trying to get in touch with you to come to the set of the TV show you work on. No, you don’t work on Cheers. That show’s not on the air anymore. That would’ve been awesome, though.

Another thing: Say thank you, always. Gratitude is the closest thing to beauty manifested in an emotion. When you’re grateful, people are attracted to you.

Also: Make sure you appreciate Mom and Dad. Yes, they never seem to let you do anything now except read books. Once you turn 18 you’ll never get to live with them again, and you’ll live far away, and you will miss them so much it hurts.

Next: Learn forgiveness and bestow it generously.

Finally: Don’t let anyone give you any crap. Mastering a balance of these last two will take you a lifetime, so you had better get started now.

Mindy Kaling

God I love her.

(Source: zachjohnson, via andieis)


shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via andieis)


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When you're a kid, they tell you it's all
grow up,
get a job,
get married,
get a house,
have a kid
and that's it
But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that
It's so much darker.
And so much madder.
And so much better.
- Doctor Who